rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

OPEN RP

spiralmenace:

queenscylla:

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Hi, I’m Paul. Please play my video game. Please.

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HEY PAUL!

sleepyhcllow:

i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck

solid-snoop asked:
Daniel we're all so worried about you
Send me a ship…

vulcanmoonlight:

…and I’ll tell you who holds what.  Ready?

  1. The umbrella, when it rains - 
  2. The popcorn at the cinema - 
  3. The baby, when it cries - 
  4. The ice cream cone, when they share - 
  5. The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - 
  6. The basket, when they go shopping - 
  7. The door, on dates - 
  8. The other’s hand, most often - 
  9. Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - 
  10. The camera, when they take pictures together - 
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
  • ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
  • (ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
  • ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
  • (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
  • (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
  • ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
  • | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
  • (ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
  • ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
  • ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
  • (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
  • (☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
  • ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
  • ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
  • (╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
  • ♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
  • ◔̯◔: what time is it?
  • ◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
  • ◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

jigglypuff:

who wore it better???


(Source: biochemiphy)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number


(Source: 90s90s90s)