I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
…and I’ll tell you who holds what. Ready?
- The umbrella, when it rains -
- The popcorn at the cinema -
- The baby, when it cries -
- The ice cream cone, when they share -
- The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie -
- The basket, when they go shopping -
- The door, on dates -
- The other’s hand, most often -
- Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day -
- The camera, when they take pictures together -
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
- ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
- (ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
- (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
- (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?
- (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
- ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
- (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
- | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
- (ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
- (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?
- ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
- ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
- ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
- (づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?
- (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
- (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
- ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
- ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
- （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
- ♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
- ◔̯◔: what time is it?
- ◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
- ◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?
who wore it better???
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number